I can, therefore I am.

My love life = not existent

But it’s ok because I accept it :)

(Source: reichlinger-lizzy)

Me when Rihanna comes on in the club…

thegoodisleftundone:
Put on nail polish and let dry.  
Dip fingernail in alcohol-basically any will do, vodka is suggested. 
Press a strip of newspaper big enough to cover the whole nail on to your alcohol soaked nail. 
Pull off slowly and be really impressed with yourself. 
Paint top coat if desired.
Reblogging again cause I really want to do this

thegoodisleftundone:

  1. Put on nail polish and let dry.  
  2. Dip fingernail in alcohol-basically any will do, vodka is suggested. 
  3. Press a strip of newspaper big enough to cover the whole nail on to your alcohol soaked nail. 
  4. Pull off slowly and be really impressed with yourself
  5. Paint top coat if desired.

Reblogging again cause I really want to do this

(via imthegirlwhowaited)

iTunes Shuffle Game

Clearly I am extrremely bored on a Saturday night in #fml

* Put your iTunes/Winamp/WMP on shuffle.
* Use the song title as the answer to the question.
* NO CHEATING

1. How does the world see me? 

Right Here (Departed) - Brandy


2. Will I have a happy life? 

Mine - Taylor Swift 

3. What do my friends really think of me? 

Oh, Pretty Woman - Roy Orbison (lol)

4. Do people secretly lust after me? 

#1 Crush - Garbage (haha)

5. How can I make myself happy? 

Lucky Star - Madonna

6. What should I do with my life? 

Show Me Love - Robin S

7. Will I ever have children?

 The Call - Backstreet Boys

8. What is some good advice for me? 

So Fresh, So Clean - Outkast

9. How will I be remembered? 

Monday Morning - Christina Aguilera

10. What is my signature dancing song? 

Somethings Not Right Here - One Republic (meh what?)

11. What do I think my current theme song is? 

Broken Heels - Alexandra Burke

12. What does everyone else think my current theme song is? 

You’ve Got A Friend - Micheal Jackson (lmfao) 

13. What song will play at my funeral? 

Gettin’ Over - David Guetta feat. Chris Willis 

14. What type of women/men do I like?

I Say A Little Prayer - Diana King

15. What is my day going to be like? 

Heartbreak Hotel - Whitney Housten

16. Will I ever have love again? 

Right Here Waiting - Richard Marx (how ironic)

17. What type of sex life do I have? 

Sparks Fly - Taylor Swift (lol :p)

18. What song would be the title of my own porno movie? 

Castle Made of Sound - Pitbull feat. Kelly Rowland



Writing a memo/report

Name/Date/Title:

The rest of the paper:

(Source: -makemesmile, via whatshouldwecallme)

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jhnmyr:

Here’s a clip of the first single off Born and Raised, called “Shadow Days.” I’m excited to share the first bit of sound from the album… Been looking forward to a post like this since October 14, 2010, the first day I started writing this group of songs. Enjoy.